April 1st 2008

What a beautiful lawn:

wow this is my FIRST post! I can't complain, life is good.Exspecially now that the third wheel left. (Thats what i call my wife, my first love will always be my lawn). Dont have a worry just me, my mower, and a busch lite. Life has been good to Jim. Just wanted to share a pic of my lawncare regiment. I've been mixing in trout bait with the fertilizer to try to breed land fish. Was thinkin the other day, why bother with fishin- make the the fish come to Jim! HAHAHAHAHA well it SURELY is having great effects on my bermuda grass turf. Here is my recipe if you want to give it a try.

Jims Land Fish Fertilizer:

• First thing you need to get some trout bait, you know the stuff that looks like spackle. Just a big tub
• Second thing youre goiing to take that tub and mix it up with the fertilizer bags
• once you get that done, go get some sprinkles from the craft storemix it in
• youre ready to roll! Lather up your lawn and watch her grow
• no word on the fish breaching the pond yet